Pretty Canadian You scored 76 Canada speak and 79 Canadianess!

You know a lot about us. You probably know someone who owns a Ski-Doo up at their cottage.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on Canada speak You scored higher than 36% on Canadianess

Link: The Ultimate Canadian Test written by echox2 on Ok Cupid

Emo Kid You are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Smartass. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Rationality You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion You scored higher than 24% on Brutality You scored higher than 5% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

A Child of Israel You scored 32% Pride, 12% Envy, 32% Ambition, and 45% Deceitfulness!

You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on Pride You scored higher than 2% on Envy You scored higher than 10% on Ambition You scored higher than 37% on Deceitfulness

Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid

The Warm Cozy Hmm, very interesting! You scored 114!

Well liked, and so well loved that the binding is worn through. Strong character is the driving force of the story and indeed what draws such high sales. A little suspense spices up a predictably happy ending, so you make for great reading on a rainy day in front of a roaring fire – very cozy indeed. People are known to pack you in with their luggage because they want a real treat while on holiday. A warm cozy is always good company.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 3% on bookpoints

Link: The What Kind Of Book Are You Test written by saucygirl on Ok Cupid

Balanced You scored 49 %Lefty and 49 %Righty!

Almost perfect, both your hemispheres are balanced. You can understand and accept both objectivity and subjectivity. You see possibilities and can make decisions. But there's still some room for improvement.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 6% on Lefty You scored higher than 2% on Righty You scored higher than 63% on Divergence

Link: The Left or Right Brain Test written by vincex on Ok Cupid

I've only seen it like 10 times!!!
LOL

Zoolander fan! Wow you got 100 % of the test right!

You've seen it, and loved it! You've probably already showed off your best impersonation of the Blue Steel look in pictures. Who didn't? :) And you can most probably quote some of the most stupid dialogues from the movie! Congrats! :)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on modelpoints

Link: The Zoolander Test written by verzzz on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Sufficiently Sexy You scored 65%!

60%-79% You are very sexy! It would seem though that you may come across as too strong and too sure of yourself, or that you don't come across as sure enough at times. You have sex appeal though and I'm sure that you get noticed, but don't be afraid to be alluring sometimes, just not in a trashy way. Be aware of your non-physical qualities.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 45% on Sex Appeal

Link: The Ultimate Sex Appeal For Women Test written by aussierick on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Zn... Zinc You scored 23 Mass, 31 Electronegativity, 68 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of "completeness." Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people, but that might be hogwash too.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on Mass You scored higher than 48% on Electroneg You scored higher than 84% on Metal You scored higher than 40% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Jophiel So you need Healing (31%), Knowledge (50%), Inspiration (0%), and Strength (37%)?

Archangel Jophiel is the Angel of endurance, freedom of thought, wisdom, truth, beauty, and illumination of the mind and spirit. He assists us in absorbing intricate information and in dealing with complex matters, and guides us along our aspired spiritual path to enlightenment. Jophiel, inclined to help us see and maintain beauty in life, is the Patron Angel of artists and helps them in every step towards the completion of their work. Also, he loves those using inventions, discoveries, or revolutionary ideas for the greater good of humanity, and gives them special support, for as well-meant as the efforts of a pioneer often are, success will seldom come without doubt and humiliation. Jophiel shares with us his wisdom and selfless patience that will strengthen us at times when we are close to resignation, and encourages those who are wishing to make a change that seems impossible to do to keep going. He teaches that everything can be made possible. Striving and struggling souls, continuously searching for solutions and answers will find the strong and unshakable support they need in Jophiel, which goes for spiritual matters as well as earthly problems calling for solutions. He comforts those that were denigrated and abandoned, unwearyingly staying by their side to light their way and lead them out of hopelessness and despair. Jophiel is also concerned in beautifying the planet by cleansing it of pollution and lends his assistance to those engaging in the vital mission of helping our environment. A Bit of Trivia: Jophiel is one of the two Angels assisting Michael in battle, the other being Zadkiel. Just like Gabriel and Ariel, Jophiel is sometimes referred to as female. Jophiel - Michael - Israfel - Raziel - Ariel - Uriel - Gabriel - Raphael - Zadkiel - Jeremiel

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 28% on Healing You scored higher than 25% on Knowledge You scored higher than 0% on Inspiration You scored higher than 23% on Strength

Link: The Angel Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

INFJ - the counselor Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 0% Observant, 0% Logical and 81% Structured

Your type is best summed up by the word "counselor", which belongs to the larger group of idealists. Only 2% of the population share your type. You are so empathic that you often know what others need before they know themselves. You are a complex person who can deal with complicated issues and people, almost prefer to, as you love problem solving. You can be something of an idealist or perfectionist, and should try to take yourself a little less seriously. You are a supportive and insightful romantic partner, encouraging your mate to have dreams and work hard to make those dreams come true. Because you are so creative, you have a wealth of ideas to help them toward those goals. You need harmony so much that you are driven to resolve conflict quickly, as long as the terms don't violate your ethics. You feel the most appreciated when your partner admires your creativity, trusts your inspirations, and respects your values. It is also vitally important that your partner be open and emotionally available - in other words, that they be willing to share themselves completely. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: INFJ vincex's shorter version of this test. My longer version of this same test. The real deal.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on outgoing You scored higher than 0% on observant You scored higher than 0% on logical You scored higher than 94% on structured

Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

First:
I am impressed that I scored the SAME as the other myers briggs test http://www.livejournal.com/users/aworkinggirl/2021.html (This used to never happen. I guess I really know who I am now. haha!)

Second:
It's a little sad (or so I think anyway) that I scored 0% in being outgoing, observant, AND logical! HAHAH!! I must be a pretty pathetic person!! Yet, I am VERY structured! hahahaha!!!!
Yikes! how pathetic is that!?!? :P

PURITY: 68% sex, 65% substance, 83% moral [71% total]

Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced. This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you. Advisory: Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%. Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%. Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company. Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 46% on substance You scored higher than 65% on sex You scored higher than 76% on moral You scored higher than 66% on TOTAL

Link: The 3-Variable Purity Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid

Intermediate You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 73% Advanced, and 73% Expert!

You have a good understanding of beginner and intermediate level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of the beginner and intermediate level questions correct. This is a good score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got a respectable score. Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 36% on Beginner You scored higher than 64% on Intermediate You scored higher than 4% on Advanced You scored higher than 58% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid

Your Political Profile

Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Kindergartener --------------------

"Inner child?" you ask, "Is that like having a baby?" You are your inner child. And it grants you simple, honest emotions which can, ironically, make you feel more mature. On the other hand, you are decidedly isolated in an Adult's world. Being childlike has an unnecessarily bad reputation, but - remember from childhood - there are both good and bad children.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on play You scored higher than 87% on heart

Link: The Inner Child Test written by donquixotic on Ok Cupid

You Know You're From Ontario When...

"Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You use a down comforter in the summer. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page. You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. You find -40C a little chilly. You voted Liberal in the last election. You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario.

I LOVE survivor!!

You Know You're Addicted to Survivor When...

When you lose a game of pick-up basketball, you turn to your teamates and dejectedly say "Well, I guess we're gonna have to hike up to Tribal Council tonight." Your friends begin to wonder why you always say "I like you guys...but not in a homosexual way." When your math teacher threatens to kick you out of class for talking to much, you proudly shoot back "You can't. I have immunity." You buy a Canadian Alliance membership since "the only people who ever win are those in an alliance." When giving out your phone number, you give people your cell number, pager number, and coconut phone number. When someone tells you you're going on a picnic, you immediately assume that all you'll be eating are Doritos and Mountain Dew. You scour the local health food store for chicken feed. You deliberately cook all your rice mushy because you know it will "piss Jerri off". Whenever your girlfriend so much as mentions chocolate, you stand up and shout "The Colbster (or Danster, or Jamester or whatever your name is) is not a Hershey Bar!!!" You throw buckets on water on people you don't like. You justify all your actions by saying: "It's what Mike would have wanted us to do." You think the Gore-Bush deadlock should have been decided on "previous votes." At 12:50 every day, you announce: "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go...to Biology." You plant beef jerkey in your friends backpack and when he leaves you tell people that you think he's been smuggling jerkey "behind our backs." You find the mere mention of beef jerkey funny. When voting in the provincial election voting booth, you neatly print "RALPH" on your ballot, then hold it up and say: "Ralph, if you were dying of thirst in the..." You force yourself to watch VH1 Rock 'N Roll jeopardy just to see more of Jeff Probst. Whenever you use a candle snuffer, you insist on saying: "The tribe has spoken." You get the innexplicable urge to wave your finger in the face of any vegetarians you know. You no longer talk to anyone you know named Jerri. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Survivor.

Your #1 Match: INFJ

The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Your #2 Match: ISFJ

The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

Your #3 Match: INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #4 Match: ISFP

The Artist You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now). You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children. Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life. Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs. You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your #5 Match: ENFJ

The Giver You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine. You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.